I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
This is the most heartwarming thing for me
YAY FOR THE LADY
YAY FOR LADIES
LADIES ARE STRONG AS FUCKK
EVERY ONE OF THEM
DO NOT MESS WITH LADIES
(S1E4 - Battle of the Sexists)
that 70s show throwin down some feminism
date a boy who’s a wolf. not figuratively a wolf literally date a fucking wolf. wolves are strong and cute and have powerful jaws for crushing the bones of men who harass you on the street. wolves are better than men in every respect. have you ever seen a man kill an elk with his teeth, howl at the moon, run at speeds of 35 mph. wolves CANNOT call you slurs
This post makes brain cells die
you know what else makes brain cells die? lack of oxygen to the brain, caused by a wolf’s jaws locked fatally around your windpipe
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects
me to all men ever: I’LL TAKE THE SEASICK CROCODIIIILE
Probably the only birthday present I will get today.
Probably only the birthday present I need.
I need this.
I hate mornings I hate men